February 2012
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imthejesusofsuburbia:
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
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wiz khalifa: *inhales weed*
wiz khalifa: i think i'll write 40 songs about this
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helldate:
True story- so about a year ago my mother said to me “you’re going to have lunch with this boy Ryan- I want you two to catch up- you were so close when you were little” and I figured ok sure why not, so I went to lunch with Ryan and we had a great time and I was flirting and I think he was flirting back and then we went for a walk around the canal outside the resteraunt and he kised me...
helldate:
This one time a boy I knew that liked me asked me out for lunch once, I would have usually objected but I thought, “why not?”. We had sat down and the waitress brought us the menus, I skimmed over the options and politely told him that I couldn’t eat anything because I am a vegan, he then shot out of his chair and stomped over to the medium strip across the road, came back and threw a...
helldate:
i was going out with this guy and it was our 5th date and we went back to his. he pushed me onto his bed and we started making out and everything and after a while he started feeling me up and then we were taking our clothes off and he grabbed my boobs and started playing with my nipples. and then he said “the only thing that would make this better was if you had dick nipples. that...
helldate:
A few years ago on my birthday I was making out with my then boyfriend, and he just sticks his finger in my butt without asking permission or anything. I asked him what he was doing and he pulls his finger out, looks me dead in the eye, says “happy birthday” and then licks his finger
helldate:
This guy took me to the movies once and we had a great time. After the movie we hung out at his place and he kissed me. When he pulled back he whispered “Am I a good kisser? do you think your bestfriend jenna would wanna go out with me?” and I was like oh
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regretting all my life decisions blog 2k12
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
“Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea until they have something to forgive.”
– C.S. Lewis. (via dreamongood)
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“Loneliness as a situation can be corrected, but as a state of mind it is an...”
– Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov (via arrondissement)
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“I believe we are a species with amnesia.”
– Graham Hancock (via nathanielstuart)
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