gay4zayn: religion: shirtless zayn
Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the...– Vladimir Nabokov (via sadfag)
Sucks to be brown in Space: A List of "Men's... →
theriotmag: Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that women are naturally better caregivers is part of patriarchy. Feminists do not like commercials in which bumbling dads mess up the laundry and competent wives have to bustle in and fix it. The…
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via naayr)
gay4zayn: HELLO EMERGENCY??? Do u have a minute do discuss Zayn Malik in shorts
saltandvinegarcrisps: i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far
internetexplorers: dont think i didnt notice u not liking my selfie
drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
snapchatting: your honor, i plead not guilty on the grounds that i was just bein miley
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
Still Untitled: SICK SAD WORLD →
kakunahugs: “It’s 911 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening. The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns.” “They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up at night! G-string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World.” “What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their robes? Declassified…
gothicwoadie: “why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
ricksanscrotum: idk what it is about old racist conservative white men that i find so attractive but there is something
calvinmcfly: i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
clockworksexual: why would you wanna lick your elbow anyway
beyoncesnowles: exercise? *exersighs*
scousedmouse: life is really serious and miserable but we put other people’s genitals in our mouths as a sign of affection
a-whitegirl: what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia
ohshititsgreg: *calm middle aged black woman voice* child
nue: *40 year old white father voice* hey sport